Thanks to those of you who responded to the all important fringe or no fringe referendum. The results showed a strong majority in favour of the no fringe option. No coalition is necessary, which is lucky because I don't know how that would work.

• Yes, keep the fringe: 36%
• No, fringes are soooo 2009: 60%
• Who the eff cares? 4%

Okay, I'm off to invest in more hair grips.